Dear Bank Teller

Dear Seemingly Nice Yet Obviously Flustered Bank Teller,

If a couple brings a large check to your bank (from, say, an insurance claim after a car accident) with the hope of you cashing it for them, please do not under any circumstances plop the very thick stack of bills on top of the counter in plain view of the long line of other customers in the bank and exclaim loudly, "here you go- that's all the money I've got!" Sealed envelopes stuffed privately and discreetly behind the counter is much more professional, and will decrease the amount of looks the couple gets as they exit your bank.

Thank you.